Procaffenating Drawstring Bag — Funny Coffee Quote Drawstring Bag for Women, Bold Coffee Lover Gym Bag, Wearable Art Bag for Women Who Run on Coffee

Before the gym. Before the meeting. Before anything on the list even gets looked at. First — coffee. Always coffee. And finally, a bag that understands.

The Procaffenating Drawstring Bag states it plainly on a dark charcoal center panel framed by rows of coffee beans in cream and hot pink against an olive green background that means business in the most relaxed way possible. A steaming black coffee cup sits beside the word like proof of concept. And below it, the definition no one asked for but everyone needed — (n) The tendency not to start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.

A small decorative pink swirl adds just enough personality in the corner, because even your coffee habit deserves a little flair.

This bag was made for the woman who has never once pretended that mornings are her natural habitat — and has stopped apologizing for it. She knows what she needs. She knows when she needs it. And she will absolutely get to everything else right after this cup.

The Procaffenating Drawstring Bag is part of the In Your Face Designs collection — wearable art for the woman who takes her coffee seriously and her sense of humor even more so. Roomy enough for the gym, the office, a coffee run, or anywhere a woman goes when she is finally, properly caffeinated.

Drawstring closure, all-over print, lightweight and completely relatable from every angle.

About Procaffenating

This design was made for the woman who knows her limits, respects her rituals, and has never once regretted waiting for the coffee. We don't sell bags. We sell confidence. Welcome to In Your Face Designs — where you don't just wear the art. You become part of it.

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• 100% polyester
• One size: 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm)
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 6.64 oz/yd² (225 g/m²)"
• Maximum weight limit: 33 lbs (15 kg)
• Twin cotton handles
• Drawstring closure
• Blank product components sourced from Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!